I saw a Pampers commercial on TV.....

Traci: 
"Mommy! Come here. Look at this commercial."

(I rewinded TiVo so that Mommy can see it... it's important)

Mommy: 
"Yes, Traci those babies are very cute".
Traci: 
"No, Mommy. Watch..... 
They have proven that babies wake up dry with Pampers. 
Maybe we should get some Pampers for Riley".

Mommy: 
"Yes. Maybe we should."